“Fuck Putin” — a moral confection
Just the other day, God woke up from an interminable nap that seemed like hours, but really had begun roundabout the 3rd Century BCE, after God had popped just half of a Divine Tizanidine. . An angel came to collect the divine bedpan, which was full of chalcedony and sardonyx crystals. God asked the angel […]
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Mar, 05, 2022
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What is Reverence for Life?
Swimming with my eight-year-old daughter requires patience. Actually, she’s pretty much a mermaid and can swim circles around anything just shy of a dolphin. But when the sun starts turning your skin oh-so-crispy bacon and your fingertips begin to resemble wrinkly raisins, she’s ready to devote another hour-plus in the pool, not to butterfly […]
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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