The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”

Carla Burns, recurring guest on The Hate Napkin podcast, sits down with Arik Bjorn to discuss his upcoming book, UBER NIGHTS. CARLA BURNS: Well, I guess the first thing is the obligatory: tell us what Uber Nights is about. ARIK BJORN: I’d say about 220 pages. CB: Ahem. AB: Sorry. Uber […]
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Aug, 06, 2022
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The Amazon Philosopher

{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} Moron after moron, drunk douchebag after drunk douchebag. Night upon night, the tread on the mental tires wears thin. Then, Michelin Man, Jr. appears. And you feel giddy, renewed. Brand spanking new cerebral radials to hit the streets. I pick up a teenager at the Amazon warehouse. […]
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Aug, 05, 2022
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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