“Preface” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)

For a time, the working title of this book was A Retard’s Guide to Moving to New York. You may find this difficult to believe, but several folks suggested I may want to rethink that. I could make a case to apply the “R” word to myself. Just imagine waking up one […]
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Mar, 28, 2025
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The Bag (short story)

Harvey Pinwheel was not the world’s best stand-up comedian. If anything, he was a bit middling. But he left his mark. While Harvey wasn’t the most successful funny man, few artists leave an indelible mark on their artform. Harvey Pinwheel was the creator of The Bag Joke—or as it is sometimes known, one’s […]
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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