Chapter 3: “Game of Thrones” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Dedicated to all atheists— You’re wrong. The gods exist. And they’re dicks. FUCK THE GODS, OLD AND NEW be they one or many all Ancient of Days lounging atop cumulus zeniths; bellies bursting from blood-drenched flesh offered upon horned altars by lickspittles; high from the aroma of […]
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May, 05, 2025
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Chapter 2 (continued): “Godzilla: Finally” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Note from the author: There are some visual effects in this chapter that are only going to land a certain way on the printed page. Use your imagination. I didn’t have to. If you want to read Chapter 2: Part I, click 🦖 here. Honestly? I’d read this one first. After […]
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- Apr, 30, 2025
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Chapter 5 “FACT CHECK” & Addendum: “THE LEMONADE PITCHER” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Content Warning: This piece includes discussions of actual sexual history, private parts and all. x CHAPTER 5 FACT CHECK Here’s where things get tricky. The virtual family court hearing was May 13—there’s a judicial record for that. But according to IMDB, the Bridgerton episode was released May 16. Surrendering custody […]
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- Apr, 29, 2025
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Chapter 2: “Godzilla” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
What exactly is a waking dream? I’m glad you asked. I’m no doctor. The following was communicated to me by a bona fide, certified medical professional in Columbia, South Cackalacky: “You have Narcolepsy.” “No, doc. I don’t fall asleep randomly. Quite the opposite. I haven’t slept properly in months. I […]
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- Apr, 27, 2025
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“BRONX NIGHTS” 🌃🍎
Hey, welcome to a serialization of “BRONX NIGHTS” 🌃🍎! I’m posting each section as they roll off the cerebral assembly line. “BRONX NIGHTS” has been unleashed 🦖 on Amazon as well as a paperback and ebook! While the book has already been published, I’ll still be augmenting “the unfinished chapters” over […]
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- Apr, 18, 2025
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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