Chapter 7: “Dumbo” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
a love letter Once upon a time, there was a girl named Alex. Alex wasn’t her real name. Out of courtesy, the author decided to call her something else. Alex lived in a box in the Bronx. And all the people who lived in that box had to share the same […]
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Jun, 06, 2025
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“BRONX NIGHTS” – THE “SOON TO BE” CHAPTERS
Okay, folks. So here’s what’s going on. BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎 is done! At least, this version of it. “BRONX NIGHTS” has been unleashed 🦖 on Amazon as well as a paperback and ebook! But there are a whole lot of chapters ready to come out in fuller form over time. […]
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- May, 22, 2025
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Chapter 3: “Game of Thrones” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Dedicated to all atheists— You’re wrong. The gods exist. And they’re dicks. FUCK THE GODS, OLD AND NEW be they one or many all Ancient of Days lounging atop cumulus zeniths; bellies bursting from blood-drenched flesh offered upon horned altars by lickspittles; high from the aroma of […]
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- May, 05, 2025
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Chapter 2 (continued): “Godzilla: Finally” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Note from the author: There are some visual effects in this chapter that are only going to land a certain way on the printed page. Use your imagination. I didn’t have to. If you want to read Chapter 2: Part I, click 🦖 here. Honestly? I’d read this one first. After […]
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- Apr, 30, 2025
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Chapter 5 “FACT CHECK” & Addendum: “THE LEMONADE PITCHER” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Content Warning: This piece includes discussions of actual sexual history, private parts and all. x CHAPTER 5 FACT CHECK Here’s where things get tricky. The virtual family court hearing was May 13—there’s a judicial record for that. But according to IMDB, the Bridgerton episode was released May 16. Surrendering custody […]
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- Apr, 29, 2025
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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