“Preface” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)

BRONX NIGHTS ^ PREFACE

    For a time, the working title of this book was A Retard’s Guide to Moving to New York. You may find this difficult to believe, but several folks suggested I may want to rethink that.   I could make a case to apply the “R” word to myself. Just imagine waking up one […]

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The Bag (short story)

  Harvey Pinwheel was not the world’s best stand-up comedian. If anything, he was a bit middling. But he left his mark.   While Harvey wasn’t the most successful funny man, few artists leave an indelible mark on their artform. Harvey Pinwheel was the creator of The Bag Joke—or as it is sometimes known, one’s […]

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3 Audition Reels, Arik Bjorn, “Duke Cannon” Paladino Casting, (2025).

    Here’s my “energetic septic man” audition reel. After you watch this, check out the 2 other reels for this audition below!       AUDITION REEL 2: ARIK BJORN ^ SEPTIC MAN, DEAD SOUL ^ “DUKE CANNON”   AUDITION REEL 3: ARIK BJORN ^ SHOWER ^ “DUKE CANNON”   3 Audition Reels, Arik […]

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Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn, “Good Morning, Vietnam,” Cronauer on Air (2025).

  ARIK BJORN ^ GOOD MORNING VIETNAM AUDITION REEL   Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn (2025).   “Good Morning, Vietnam,” Cronauer on Air.   {Arik Bjorn photography}   To follow Arik Bjorn on all his social media pages, please visit his LINKTR.EE 🔗: . .

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Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn, “Pulp Fiction” (2025).

  Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn (2025).   The “Ezekiel 25:17” Jules’ speech from “Pulp Fiction.”   {yellowbelly photography}   To follow Arik Bjorn on all his social media pages, please visit his LINKTR.EE 🔗:    

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