Content Warning: This piece includes discussions of actual sexual history, private parts and all. x   CHAPTER 5 FACT CHECK   Here’s where things get tricky. The virtual family court hearing was May 13—there’s a judicial record for that. But according to IMDB, the Bridgerton episode was released May 16.   Surrendering custody […]

  What exactly is a waking dream?   I’m glad you asked.   I’m no doctor. The following was communicated to me by a bona fide, certified medical professional in Columbia, South Cackalacky:   “You have Narcolepsy.”   “No, doc. I don’t fall asleep randomly. Quite the opposite. I haven’t slept properly in months. I […]