Oral Hygiene on the Half Shell
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} So, about the Naked Lady with the Toothbrush who hopped into my Uber… Things simply “happen” to me. They always have. If you and I sat down over a bottle of bourbon, I could regale you with tale after tale, from the mountain jungles of Haiti to Sinai Desert […]
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Posted by Arik Bjorn- Posted in Arik's Articles, Arik's Blog
Jun, 13, 2021
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An Instance of Faith in the Dumbass Fat Toad in the Sky
Reaching way down deep tonight. I’m not in the midst of a crisis of faith. It’s an instance of faith…and I’m going to be as succinct as I can…but it’s kind of a Thomas Aquinas thing. I gave a fellow human being a ride tonight—someone who I thought was a stranger—but he turned […]
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Posted by Arik Bjorn- Posted in Arik's Articles, Arik's Blog
Jan, 21, 2021
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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