Chapter 3: “Game of Thrones” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Dedicated to all atheists— You’re wrong. The gods exist. And they’re dicks. FUCK THE GODS, OLD AND NEW be they one or many all Ancient of Days lounging atop cumulus zeniths; bellies bursting from blood-drenched flesh offered upon horned altars by lickspittles; high from the aroma of […]
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May, 05, 2025
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Chapter 2 (continued): “Godzilla: Finally” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)
Note from the author: There are some visual effects in this chapter that are only going to land a certain way on the printed page. Use your imagination. I didn’t have to. If you want to read Chapter 2: Part I, click 🦖 here. Honestly? I’d read this one first. After […]
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- Apr, 30, 2025
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“BRONX NIGHTS” 🌃🍎
Hey, welcome to a serialization of “BRONX NIGHTS” 🌃🍎! I’m posting each section as they roll off the cerebral assembly line. “BRONX NIGHTS” has been unleashed 🦖 on Amazon as well as a paperback and ebook! While the book has already been published, I’ll still be augmenting “the unfinished chapters” over […]
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- Apr, 18, 2025
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The Bag (short story)
Harvey Pinwheel was not the world’s best stand-up comedian. If anything, he was a bit middling. But he left his mark. While Harvey wasn’t the most successful funny man, few artists leave an indelible mark on their artform. Harvey Pinwheel was the creator of The Bag Joke—or as it is sometimes known, one’s […]
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- Mar, 16, 2025
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3 Audition Reels, Arik Bjorn, “Duke Cannon” Paladino Casting, (2025).
Here’s my “energetic septic man” audition reel. After you watch this, check out the 2 other reels for this audition below! AUDITION REEL 2: ARIK BJORN ^ SEPTIC MAN, DEAD SOUL ^ “DUKE CANNON” AUDITION REEL 3: ARIK BJORN ^ SHOWER ^ “DUKE CANNON” 3 Audition Reels, Arik […]
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- Feb, 15, 2025
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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