Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn, “Henry V,” Prologue (2025).

  ARIK BJORN ^ HENRY V   Audition Real, Arik Bjorn (2025).   “Henry V,” Prologue (William Shakespeare).   {Arik Bjorn photography} . To follow Arik Bjorn on all his social media pages, please visit his LINKTR.EE 🔗:    

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My Old Pants (Sermon)

  A sermon delivered on August 27, 2023, at GUUF – Greenville Unitarian Universalist Fellowship (SC). A video of “My Old Pants” is available at this link, and begins at the 48:30 mark.) . //// . This sermon is dedicated to the loving memory of CHAPLAIN AND HUMORIST, JONATHAN VOORHEES, with whom I most decidedly […]

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Hello: Intro to “This is Not a Self-Help Book”

    {excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK}   Hi, my name is Arik, and I’m a recovering fat fuck.     If you have an issue with me referring to myself as a fat fuck, the picture on the opposite page has 1,000 words to say on the matter. My buddy Jay […]

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Great Expectations

  {excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK}   Enough of this mental wellbeing crap! I’m begging you, just order me to buy a friggin’ mountain bike. Or how about a, “Drop and give me 38 burpees!”   Sorry, not sorry. You can try to worm your way out of it, but that last […]

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The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”

  Carla Burns, recurring guest on The Hate Napkin podcast, sits down with Arik Bjorn to discuss his upcoming book, UBER NIGHTS.   CARLA BURNS: Well, I guess the first thing is the obligatory: tell us what Uber Nights is about.   ARIK BJORN: I’d say about 220 pages.   CB: Ahem.   AB: Sorry. Uber […]

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