Audition Reel, Arik Bjorn, “Henry V,” Prologue (2025).
ARIK BJORN ^ HENRY V Audition Real, Arik Bjorn (2025). “Henry V,” Prologue (William Shakespeare). {Arik Bjorn photography} . To follow Arik Bjorn on all his social media pages, please visit his LINKTR.EE 🔗:
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Jan, 24, 2025
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My Old Pants (Sermon)
A sermon delivered on August 27, 2023, at GUUF – Greenville Unitarian Universalist Fellowship (SC). A video of “My Old Pants” is available at this link, and begins at the 48:30 mark.) . //// . This sermon is dedicated to the loving memory of CHAPLAIN AND HUMORIST, JONATHAN VOORHEES, with whom I most decidedly […]
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Aug, 27, 2023
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Hello: Intro to “This is Not a Self-Help Book”
{excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK} Hi, my name is Arik, and I’m a recovering fat fuck. If you have an issue with me referring to myself as a fat fuck, the picture on the opposite page has 1,000 words to say on the matter. My buddy Jay […]
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Aug, 07, 2023
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Great Expectations
{excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK} Enough of this mental wellbeing crap! I’m begging you, just order me to buy a friggin’ mountain bike. Or how about a, “Drop and give me 38 burpees!” Sorry, not sorry. You can try to worm your way out of it, but that last […]
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Aug, 07, 2023
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The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”
Carla Burns, recurring guest on The Hate Napkin podcast, sits down with Arik Bjorn to discuss his upcoming book, UBER NIGHTS. CARLA BURNS: Well, I guess the first thing is the obligatory: tell us what Uber Nights is about. ARIK BJORN: I’d say about 220 pages. CB: Ahem. AB: Sorry. Uber […]
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Aug, 06, 2022
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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