After a day spent teaching the noodlehead masses all manner of science and technology, from chemotherapy to pneumatics to security analytics, the rabbi finally rested his derriere on a bench near a pond. (Due to coronavirus, the rabbi first sprayed the bench mightily with Lysol.)   The paparazzi had yet to discover the rabbi’s […]

Larry: Hey, neighbor, from six feet away, I can see—I mean smell—you’ve got some mighty fine rotisserie chicken there.   Kendra: Yeah, and a Glock on my hip. So don’t try anything funny, Larry.   Larry: No, no, no, Kendra, you’ve got me all wrong. (reaches into bag) But as you can see, I’m the […]