The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”

  Carla Burns, recurring guest on The Hate Napkin podcast, sits down with Arik Bjorn to discuss his upcoming book,...
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The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”

The Amazon Philosopher

  {excerpt from UBER NIGHTS}   Moron after moron, drunk douchebag after drunk douchebag.   Night upon night, the tread...
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The Amazon Philosopher

Cheese Munch Bag

{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS}   If there are any bored anthropologists out there, they may wish to consider hiding in the...
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Cheese Munch Bag

Larry & Wifey

{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS}   I only drive for Uber late at night. For myriad reasons, I hate daytime rideshare...
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Larry & Wifey

The Gods & the Spider Under the Glass

  In an effort to understand the mischievous divine beings that appear to cut in and out of our reality...
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The Gods & the Spider Under the Glass

“Fuck Putin” — a moral confection

Just the other day, God woke up from an interminable nap that seemed like hours, but really had begun roundabout...
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“Fuck Putin” — a moral confection

Oral Hygiene on the Half Shell

{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS}   So, about the Naked Lady with the Toothbrush who hopped into my Uber…   Things...
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Oral Hygiene on the Half Shell

An Instance of Faith in the Dumbass Fat Toad in the Sky

  Reaching way down deep tonight. I'm not in the midst of a crisis of faith. It's an instance of...
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An Instance of Faith in the Dumbass Fat Toad in the Sky

To Hell, and Back Again: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about his Novel “The Prodigal”

My former City Paper colleague, Jaroslav Dampfstain, said he wouldn’t mind if I posted this interview on my website while...
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To Hell, and Back Again: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about his Novel “The Prodigal”

“The Prodigal: a divine comedy, of sorts”: Preview 2020

  This is worth your read all the way through. But the giant hippo should have been a clue, as...
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“The Prodigal: a divine comedy, of sorts”: Preview 2020

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