The Perfect Bathroom Book: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about “Uber Nights”
By Arik Bjorn
/ August 6, 2022
Carla Burns, recurring guest on The Hate Napkin podcast, sits down with Arik Bjorn to discuss his upcoming book,...
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The Amazon Philosopher
By Arik Bjorn
/ August 5, 2022
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} Moron after moron, drunk douchebag after drunk douchebag. Night upon night, the tread...
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Cheese Munch Bag
By Arik Bjorn
/ August 5, 2022
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} If there are any bored anthropologists out there, they may wish to consider hiding in the...
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Larry & Wifey
By Arik Bjorn
/ August 5, 2022
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} I only drive for Uber late at night. For myriad reasons, I hate daytime rideshare...
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The Gods & the Spider Under the Glass
By Arik Bjorn
/ March 23, 2022
In an effort to understand the mischievous divine beings that appear to cut in and out of our reality...
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“Fuck Putin” — a moral confection
By Arik Bjorn
/ March 5, 2022
Just the other day, God woke up from an interminable nap that seemed like hours, but really had begun roundabout...
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Oral Hygiene on the Half Shell
By Arik Bjorn
/ June 13, 2021
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} So, about the Naked Lady with the Toothbrush who hopped into my Uber… Things...
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An Instance of Faith in the Dumbass Fat Toad in the Sky
By Arik Bjorn
/ January 21, 2021
Reaching way down deep tonight. I'm not in the midst of a crisis of faith. It's an instance of...
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To Hell, and Back Again: An Interview with Arik Bjorn about his Novel “The Prodigal”
By Arik Bjorn
/ August 27, 2020
My former City Paper colleague, Jaroslav Dampfstain, said he wouldn’t mind if I posted this interview on my website while...
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“The Prodigal: a divine comedy, of sorts”: Preview 2020
By Arik Bjorn
/ June 29, 2020
This is worth your read all the way through. But the giant hippo should have been a clue, as...
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